It seems that spring and summer have finally arrived; today it got past 90 degrees. And here come finals, and with it a wake of zombie students. Hopefully we'll all survive the week and won't lose too much sleep.

Quotes of the Week:
"Want to travel through time? There's an app for that" ---The Achordants (an accapella group here at UNC, while performing a skit, referring to an iPhone).

"Laughter is an instant vacation" --Milton Berle

"First learn what we should learn. Second, do what we shoud do. And third, be what we should be." ---President Thomas S. Monson

"The senior experience seems to be to get as drunk as possible without dying" ---Molly Merwin

"Maybe his girlfriend is---"
"Colorblind?"
---Me and Jenny, talking about a guy who walked past us wearing a ridiculous Hawaiian shirt

Quotes of the Week:

"Faith in God is an opening up, a letting go, a deep trust, a free act of love--but sometimes it was so hard to love" ---Life of Pi

"That should be your goal in life"
"What? To feel smart?"
---Jenny Boone and Michelle Christopher

"I wrote a guy's name and number on my hand, just in case of emergencies" ---Girl down the hall, talking on the phone

"Things are always so much more grand and wonderful when your friends are there to share them" ---Winnie the Pooh

"Love wins" ---sticker on girl's laptop in the library

"Teamwork fails" ---Elder Farrell

This week was a fantastic week. It was short, due to Good Friday, and UNC won the National Championship. Can life get any better?

Here are some of the best quotes of the week:

"It doesn't count if you tag my butt!" --Christian to Elder Wright

"You cannot Googlesearch a testimony" --Elder M. Russell Ballard

"The word carminative should win first prize for making a sow's ear at least sound like a silk purse: A carminative is a drug that expels gas from the digestive tract, thereby reducing stomach cramps and flatulence. Flatulence is the obvious pick for second prize"
---My biopsychology textbook

"On behalf of the university, and by the power vested in me by the state of North Carolina...WE LOVE YOU" ---Chancellor Holden Thorp to the UNC basketball team

"Right now, I'm a man with no words, man" ---Mike Copland (UNC basketball player)

"That was major wiggage" --"She's All That" (a 90's chick flick)

"I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
My baby you'll be"
---"Love You Forever" (a children's book)

"I just need to turn my brain off" ---Cassie

I want to remember everything. And I want to know everything.

A few weeks ago I got a little notebook that fits right in my back pocket. In this notebook, I've been writing down quotes, from what I hear people say, or something I read. I got the notebook because I used to hear something that I liked, or read something that I liked, and I'd write it down on a scrap piece of paper. Well, since it was just a scrap of paper, I would loose them, or put them in random places, and so it was essentially pointless that I would write it down. So I bought this little notebook, and I've been writing down quotes ever since. Most of my friends have noticed that I've been writing down what they've been saying, and they keep saying that I should make a Facebook group with all my quotes. But I decided that at least every week, I would blog about the best quotes from that week. So here are a couple from this week:

"Knowledge is the worst thing ever" ---Elizabeth Trusty

Me: "Soft serve ice cream is easier"
Elder Walters: "Satan's way is easier too"

"That's almost like high-fiveing God" ---Jenny Boone

"I think happiness is directly proportional to grass stains" ---Bradley Layton

"To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation" ---"Life of Pi"